Less Than Zero

Having taken some time away from this stream of random commentary, I inevitably neglected the opportunity to throw in my two cents worth on a number of news stories. From a quick survey of miscellaneous blogs and columns, here are the three major stories I missed out on:

1. The death of the Pope and the media frenzy surrounding his funeral and the picking of a new Pope.

2. Circus freak Michael Jackson being on trial for something.

3. The Runaway Bride

For the record, here is what I would have had to say about them:

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