Petiton

PETITION:

We, the undersigned, hereby denounce and reject any statement or insinuation comparing Hillary Rodham Clinton to monsters.

Count Orlok
Godzilla
King Kong
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Frankenstein’s monster
Nessie
Beelzebub
Nosferatu
Fraternal Order of Ogres
Vampire Society
National Werewolf Association
Swiftboat Mummies for Truth
Goblins and Ghouls of America
Boogeymen Anonymous
United Banshees
Gorgons First!
International Brotherhood of Zombies